Esquire, February 2011
We Drink It So You Don't Have To by David Granger
What: Skinnygirl Margarita
Why: Liquor stores can't keep the stuff in stock, which means your girlfriend is drinking it.
What It Tastes Like: Say the cute little four-year-old down the block made a bowl of lemonade but instead of sugar used Splenda and instead of lemons used lemon flavoring and put it in a big bowl filled with ice and set it in the sun so all the ice melted and the "lemonade" got kind of hot and she got bored and went inside and a Labrador retriever came along and lapped some up and then stuck his head in the bowl and got the stuff all up in his nose and sneezed uncontrollably into the bowl for awhile. That's what it tastes like. On ice.
Why I love David Granger. Love Bethenny Frankel, too, though, but guessing that Granger is most certainly right.